Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th June 2021
Dilbert//11747, first published five years ago on Sunday 13th June 2021
Non Disclosure Denied
Tags
business, sales, sales personnel, nondisclosure agreement, product, new, waste, refusal, sign, company, vendor, lawyer, idiot
Official transcript
salesman: i'll need you to sign a nondisclosure agreement before i can show you our new product.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'LL NEED YOU TO SIGN A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT BEFORE I CAN SHOW YOU OUR NEW PRODUCT.
YOU WASTED A TRIP HERE BECAUSE I WONT BE DOING THAT.
THE FACT THAT YOU EVEN ASKED ME TO SIGN AN NDA TELLS ME YOUR COMPANY IS INCOMPETENT.
I PREFER GIVING MY BUSINESS TO A VENDOR WHO CAN SHOW ME THEIR PRODUCT WITHOUT GETTING A LAWYER INVOLVED.
YOU COULD SIGN IT WITHOUT HAVING YOUR LAWYER REVIEW IT.
DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?
WELL?
DO I?
ONLY FROM YOUR CHIN TO YOUR FOREHEAD AREA.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
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