Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th June 2021

Dilbert//11747, first published five years ago on Sunday 13th June 2021

Non Disclosure Denied

Tags

business, sales, sales personnel, nondisclosure agreement, product, new, waste, refusal, sign, company, vendor, lawyer, idiot

Official transcript

salesman: i'll need you to sign a nondisclosure agreement before i can show you our new product.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL NEED YOU TO SIGN A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT BEFORE I CAN SHOW YOU OUR NEW PRODUCT.

YOU WASTED A TRIP HERE BECAUSE I WONT BE DOING THAT.

THE FACT THAT YOU EVEN ASKED ME TO SIGN AN NDA TELLS ME YOUR COMPANY IS INCOMPETENT.

I PREFER GIVING MY BUSINESS TO A VENDOR WHO CAN SHOW ME THEIR PRODUCT WITHOUT GETTING A LAWYER INVOLVED.

YOU COULD SIGN IT WITHOUT HAVING YOUR LAWYER REVIEW IT.

DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?

WELL?

DO I?

ONLY FROM YOUR CHIN TO YOUR FOREHEAD AREA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Incompetent Vendor"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in [insert publication], features Dilbert and his coworker discussing a nondisclosure agreement (NDA) for a new product. The coworker asks Dilbert to sign the NDA without reviewing it, citing the company's incompetence. Dilbert refuses, pointing out that he cannot sign something without understanding its contents.

The coworker becomes frustrated and insults Dilbert, claiming that he looks like an idiot. Dilbert responds by asking if the coworker prefers giving business to vendors who can show their product without getting a lawyer involved. The coworker agrees, and Dilbert points out that this is only from their chin to their forehead area.

Key Points:

• Dilbert refuses to sign the NDA without reviewing it.
• The coworker insults Dilbert, claiming that he looks like an idiot.
• Dilbert points out the coworker's incompetence in preferring to give business to vendors who can show their product without getting a lawyer involved.
• The coworker agrees with Dilbert's statement, implying that they are only competent in a limited area.

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