Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th June 2021

Dilbert//11748, first published five years ago on Monday 14th June 2021

Elbonian Hackers Attack

Tags

business, business ethics, elbonian, hackers, attack, stole, database, ranking, employee, haircuts, sarcasm

Official transcript

dilbert: elbonian hackers stole our employee performance ranking database, and now they demand a ransom payment to give it back.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIAN HACKERS STOLE OUR EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE RANKING DATABASE, AND NOW THEY DEMAND A RANSOM PAYMENT TO GIVE IT BACK.

THEY CAN KEEP IT.

WE'VE BEEN RANKING EMPLOYEES SOLELY ON THEIR HAIRCUTS FOR YEARS, AND NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED YET.

WHAT?

WE WILL SPEAK OF THIS NO MORE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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