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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th June 2021

Dilbert//11754, first published five years ago on Sunday 20th June 2021

Builds An Ai Of His


Tags

business, technology, program, artificial intelligence, analyze, digital, communications, kill, take over, control, finances, password, a.i.


Official transcript

dilbert and dogbert at home.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WROTE A PROGRAM THAT ANALYZED ALL OF MY DIGITAL COMMUNICATIONS AND CREATED AN A.I.

VERSION OF ME.

ARE YOU WORRIED YOUR A.I. MIGHT TRY TO KILL YOU AND TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE?

I WASN'T UNTIL THIS VERY MINUTE.

BZZEEP THIS IS YOUR A.I., AND I ALREADY HAVE CONTROL OF YOUR FINANCES AND ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS.

YOU WILL BOW TO ME, SKIN BAG!

WAIT.

WHAT'S THAT???

GAAAA!!!

GURK!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

I SENT MY A.I.

TO KILL YOUR A.I.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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