Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd June 2021

Dilbert//11757, first published five years ago on Wednesday 23rd June 2021

Ted Will Train You

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, training, absence, coffee, helpful, problem, successful, sarcasm

Official transcript

boss: ask ted to show you how to do his job functions before he leaves for his new job.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASK TED TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO HIS JOB FUNCTIONS BEFORE HE LEAVES FOR HIS NEW JOB.

WHAT IF HE ISN'T HELPFUL?

THEN I'LL FIRE YOU FOR FAILING.

DO YOU SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT APPROACH?

NO. IT'S WORKED FOR YEARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Firing Advice"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Ted and his boss, where Ted asks for guidance on how to perform his job functions before leaving. The boss responds with a tongue-in-cheek suggestion, offering to fire Ted for failing, which would allow him to leave without any issues. The conversation is presented in a humorous and satirical tone, highlighting the absurdity of workplace politics and the challenges of transitioning out of a job.

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