Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd June 2021

Dilbert//11757, first published five years ago on Wednesday 23rd June 2021

Ted Will Train You

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, training, absence, coffee, helpful, problem, successful, sarcasm

Official transcript

boss: ask ted to show you how to do his job functions before he leaves for his new job.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASK TED TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO HIS JOB FUNCTIONS BEFORE HE LEAVES FOR HIS NEW JOB.

WHAT IF HE ISN'T HELPFUL?

THEN I'LL FIRE YOU FOR FAILING.

DO YOU SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT APPROACH?

NO. IT'S WORKED FOR YEARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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