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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd June 2021

Dilbert//11756, first published five years ago on Tuesday 22nd June 2021

Zoom Background Says A Lot


Tags

advice, business, consultant, video background, shelves, sports trophies, photo, jesus, believability, sarcasm


Official transcript

dogbert: your video call background needs improvement. i'll fill your shelves with sports trophies, plus photos of you shaking hands with jesus.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR VIDEO CALL BACKGROUND NEEDS IMPROVEMENT.

I'LL FILL YOUR SHELVES WITH SPORTS TROPHIES, PLUS PHOTOS OF YOU SHAKING HANDS WITH JESUS.

WHO WOULD BELIEVE I SHOOK HANDS WITH JESUS?

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WILL BELIEVE YOU WON LOTS OF SPORTS TROPHIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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