Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th June 2021

Dilbert//11761, first published five years ago on Sunday 27th June 2021

Loser Detector

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, invention, losers, accurate, detection, pings, backwards, sarcasm

Official transcript

in meeting room.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A DEVICE THAT CAN DETECT LOSERS.

HOW DO I KNOW IT'S ACCURATE?

POINT IT AT A KNOWN LOSER AND SEE IF IT PINGS.

HEY! IT KNOWS TED IS A LOSER!

PING!

!!! IT SAYS DILBERT AND ALICE ARE LOSERS TOO!

PING!

PING!

AND CAROL AND WALLY TOO! HA HA HA!!! THIS THING IS TOTALLY ACCURATE!

PING!

PING!

YOU'RE HOLDING IT BACKWARD.

HOW EXACTLY DOES IT DETECT LOSERS?

THEY'RE THE ONES WHO HOLD IT BACKWARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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