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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th June 2021

Dilbert//11760, first published five years ago on Saturday 26th June 2021

Too Busy To Train


Tags

business, jobs, managers & supervisors, two, replacement, quit, death, stare, new, person, sarcasm


Official transcript

dilbert: i'm working two jobs since ted quit. maybe you could fire a replacement for ted.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM WORKING TWO JOBS SINCE TED QUIT.

MAYBE YOU COULD HIRE A REPLACEMENT FOR TED.

THAT WON'T WORK BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO TRAIN A NEW PERSON.

STOP MAKING THAT DEATH STARE AND GET BACK TO YOUR TWO JOBS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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