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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th June 2021

Dilbert//11760, first published five years ago on Saturday 26th June 2021

Too Busy To Train


Tags

business, jobs, managers & supervisors, two, replacement, quit, death, stare, new, person, sarcasm


Official transcript

dilbert: i'm working two jobs since ted quit. maybe you could fire a replacement for ted.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM WORKING TWO JOBS SINCE TED QUIT.

MAYBE YOU COULD HIRE A REPLACEMENT FOR TED.

THAT WON'T WORK BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO TRAIN A NEW PERSON.

STOP MAKING THAT DEATH STARE AND GET BACK TO YOUR TWO JOBS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Job Hopping"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2001, features Dilbert and his co-worker, Ted, discussing their job hopping habits. The conversation begins with Dilbert sharing his intention to quit his current job and potentially hire Ted as a replacement. However, Ted expresses concerns about being too busy training a new person, implying that he is already overwhelmed with work.

Dilbert then responds by suggesting that Ted should stop making death stares at him, as it may be perceived as a sign of disinterest in his job. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of job hopping and the importance of effective communication in the workplace.

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