Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th August 2021

Dilbert//11808, first published five years ago on Friday 13th August 2021

Workplace Toxins

Open source transcript

, YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO LETHAL WORKPLACE CHEMICALS, AND YOU WILL BE DEAD BY THE WEEKEND.

WHAT? ?!! NO!!!

I'M TOO YOUNG!

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

IT ISNT. BUT NOW YOU WON'T FEEL SO BAD WHEN I TELL YOU TO WORK ALL WEEKEND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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