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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th August 2021

Dilbert//11808, first published five years ago on Friday 13th August 2021

Workplace Toxins


Open source transcript

, YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO LETHAL WORKPLACE CHEMICALS, AND YOU WILL BE DEAD BY THE WEEKEND.

WHAT? ?!! NO!!!

I'M TOO YOUNG!

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

IT ISNT. BUT NOW YOU WON'T FEEL SO BAD WHEN I TELL YOU TO WORK ALL WEEKEND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Weekend Blues"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace frustrations.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is exposed to lethal workplace chemicals and will be dead by the weekend.
  • He is too young to die and feels bad when he tells his boss that he won't be able to work all weekend.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the monotony of office work and the desire to escape it.

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