Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th August 2021

Dilbert//11809, first published five years ago on Saturday 14th August 2021

Is Not A Doctor

Open source transcript

I CONSULTED WEBMD TO FIGURE OUT WHAT PERSONALITY DISORDER IS DRIVING YOUR BEHAVIOR.

I NARROWED IT DOWN TO EITHER BRAIN ROT OR POINTY-HAIRED BOSSNESS.

YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!

WOULD I NEED TO BE A DOCTOR TO KNOW A HEADLESS TORSO DOESN'T NEED ASPIRIN?

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