Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th August 2021

Dilbert//11809, first published five years ago on Saturday 14th August 2021

Is Not A Doctor

Open source transcript

I CONSULTED WEBMD TO FIGURE OUT WHAT PERSONALITY DISORDER IS DRIVING YOUR BEHAVIOR.

I NARROWED IT DOWN TO EITHER BRAIN ROT OR POINTY-HAIRED BOSSNESS.

YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!

WOULD I NEED TO BE A DOCTOR TO KNOW A HEADLESS TORSO DOESN'T NEED ASPIRIN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Headless Torso"

Summary:

• A man consults a doctor about his personality disorder.
• The doctor diagnoses him with a "headless torso" disorder.
• The man asks if he needs aspirin, and the doctor responds that he doesn't need medication but rather a new perspective on his behavior.
• The punchline relies on the unexpected twist of a medical diagnosis being used to describe a person's behavior rather than a physical condition.

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