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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st August 2021

Dilbert//11816, first published five years ago on Saturday 21st August 2021

Rocket For The Ceo


Open source transcript

WHEN WILL MY ROCKET BE READY FOR HUMAN FLIGHT?

YOU'RE SCHEDULED TO FLY IN IT NEXT WEEK TO MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE FOR ANIMAL TEST FLIGHTS LATER THIS MONTH.

DID I HEAR THAT WRONG?

YOU SHOULD HAVE HIRED ENGINEERS WHO HATE ANIMALS AND LOVE CEOS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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