Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd August 2021

Dilbert//11817, first published five years ago on Sunday 22nd August 2021

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO START MY OWN PODCAST BECAUSE, APPARENTLY ANY IDIOT CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO ONE.

ALL I NEED IS A TINY BIT OF HELP WITH THE TECHNICAL STUFF.

DO YOU PLAN TO USE A CONDENSER MICROPHONE?

BECAUSE IF YOU DO, YOULL NEED PHANTOM POWER TO POLARIZE ITS TRANSDUCER ELEMENT.

AND MAKE SURE YOU USE A DE-ESSER SO YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE A SNAKE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS.

HOW DO IDIOTS FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO ALL OF THAT?

THEY USUALLY ASK ME FOR A TINY BIT OF HELP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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