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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th August 2021

Dilbert//11819, first published five years ago on Tuesday 24th August 2021

Generic Bullet Points


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CAN YOU EDIT YOUR TECHNICAL ANALYSIS DOWN TO ONE PAGE?

SURE. I'LL JUST REPLACE MY SUPERB ANALYSIS WITH A BUNCH OF GENERIC BULLET POINTS.

THATLL WORK.

SAFETY IS GOOD ...

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Comic Strip Title: "Safety is Good..."

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, Dilbert and his boss. The boss asks Dilbert to edit his technical analysis down to one page, but Dilbert suggests replacing it with a bunch of generic bullet points. The boss is pleased with the result, exclaiming "That'll work" and "Safety is good...". The comic strip pokes fun at the tendency for managers to prioritize brevity over substance, and the ease with which they can be satisfied with superficial changes.

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