Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd August 2021

Dilbert//11818, first published five years ago on Monday 23rd August 2021

Delta Variant Becomes Sentient

Open source transcript

THE EPSILON VARIANT VIRUS HAS BECOME SENTIENT AND IS CALLING FOR HUMANS TO SURRENDER.

ITS TERMS ARE THAT WE MUST BUILD IT A ROBOT BODY THE SIZE OF GREENLAND SO IT CAN RULE EARTH.

EXPERTS SAY FACE MASKS WILL STOP IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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