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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th September 2021

Dilbert//11843, first published five years ago on Friday 17th September 2021

Roi Of Lying


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I COMPARED THE R.O.I. FOR LYING VERSUS TELLING THE TRUTH.

LYING EVERSUS TRUTH I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT LYING HAS A FIVE-TO-ONE ADVANTAGE.

ADVANTAGE 5-T-1 IS THAT TRUE?

I WON'T BE TAKING QUESTIONS.

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AI Analysis

Title: "The ROI of Lying"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in the newspaper on 9-17-21, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and witty remarks. The strip begins with Dilbert comparing the Return on Investment (ROI) for lying versus telling the truth. He reveals that lying has a five-to-one advantage over telling the truth, which surprises him. He then asks if this is true and decides not to take questions, implying that he is not interested in discussing the matter further.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert compares the ROI of lying and telling the truth.
  • Lying has a five-to-one advantage over telling the truth.
  • Dilbert is surprised by this revelation.
  • He decides not to take questions, indicating he is not interested in discussing the matter further.

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