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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th September 2021

Dilbert//11844, first published five years ago on Saturday 18th September 2021

Long Range Plan


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OUR LONG-RANGE BUSINESS PLAN ASSUMES YEARS OF FLAWLESS EXECUTION...

FOLLOWED BY CRUSHING LEVELS OF INFLATION THAT MAKE ALL OF OUR DREAMS TURN TO DUST.

YOU'RE A BIT OF A DOWNER.

THEN COMES THE CANCER.

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Title: "A Bit of a Downer"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of businesspeople discussing their long-range business plan, which assumes years of flawless execution. However, one of them points out that crushing levels of inflation will make all of their dreams turn to dust. The conversation takes a dark turn when another person reveals that they are a bit of a downer, and then comes the cancer. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of business planning and the unpredictability of life.

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