Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st September 2021

Dilbert//11847, first published five years ago on Tuesday 21st September 2021

Newly Minted Socialist

Open source transcript

AS A NEWLY MINTED SOCIALIST, I LOOK DOWN ON YOUR CAPITALIST WAYS.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE GENEROUS AND CARING, LIKE ME?

SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING?

IT'S OPTIONAL UNDER MY SYSTEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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