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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd September 2021

Dilbert//11848, first published five years ago on Wednesday 22nd September 2021

Manual Isnt Done


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WE WON'T MEET OUR LAUNCH DATE BECAUSE THE USER MANUAL ISN'T DONE YET.

STICK A MANUAL FROM A DIFFERENT MODEL IN THE BOX AND SHIP IT.

WHAT?

TODAY I FOUND OUT WHY WE DON'T OFFER A MONEY- BACK SATISFACTION GUARANTEE.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two characters, Dilbert and his boss, about the launch date of a new product. The boss explains that they won't meet their launch date because the user manual hasn't been completed yet. Dilbert suggests sticking a manual from a different model in the box and shipping it, but the boss rejects this idea, citing a money-back satisfaction guarantee. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the importance of meeting deadlines.

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