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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd October 2021

Dilbert//11858, first published five years ago on Saturday 2nd October 2021

Gift For Ceo


Open source transcript

I NEED TO BUY A GIFT FOR OUR CEO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

BUT WHAT DO YOU GET FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS EVERYTHING?

YOUR BEST BET IS TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM HIM AND THEN WRAP IT AND TELL HIM IT'S A REPLACEMENT FOR THE THING THAT GOT STOLEN.

WOULDN T HE NOTICE THAT?

I HOPE NOT. IM GIVING HIM HIS OFFICE CHAIR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stealing from the CEO"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green shirt and tan skin, engaging in a conversation with a colleague. The colleague asks Dilbert to purchase a gift for their CEO's birthday party, but requests something that can be used as a replacement for a stolen item.

Dilbert's response is met with skepticism, as he is unaware of any stolen items. The colleague reassures him that it's a replacement for something that got stolen, leaving Dilbert confused and uncertain about the situation.

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the CEO's questionable behavior. It highlights the complexities of workplace dynamics and the challenges of navigating office politics.

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