Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd October 2021

Dilbert//11859, first published five years ago on Sunday 3rd October 2021

Sunday Suspicious Warranty

Open source transcript

I NEED A REPAIR ON SOME EQUIPMENT WE BOUGHT FROM YOU.

OH, TOO BAD. IT LOOKS AS IF YOUR WARRANTY RAN OUT YESTERDAY.

THAT'S KIND OF SUSPICIOUS.

A PROGRAMMABLE MACHINE STOPPED WORKING EXACTLY WHEN IT IS MOST PROFITABLE FOR THE MANUFACTURER?

IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOUR PROPRIETARY OPERATING SYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO MANIPULATE ME INTO UPGRADING.

DO YOU HEAR HOW CRAZY THAT SOUNDS?

IT ISN'T DESIGNED TO MANIPULATE YOU.

IT'S DESIGNED TO MANIPULATE EVERYONE.

THAT ISN'T BETTER!

SHEESH! I'M JUST SAYING STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

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