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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th October 2021

Dilbert//11871, first published five years ago on Friday 15th October 2021

Progress Report


Open source transcript

GIVE ME A REPORT ON YOUR PROGRESS WITH THE SYSTEM UPGRADE.

IVE MADE NO PROGRESS AT ALL BECAUSE YOU KEEP MAKING ME DO REPORTS DON'T MENTION THAT IN THE REPORT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "No Progress, No Reports"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, one of whom is requesting a report on their progress with a system upgrade. The second character responds that they have made no progress at all because they keep making the first character do reports.

Key Points:

  • The first character requests a report on their progress with a system upgrade.
  • The second character responds that they have made no progress due to the first character's constant reporting.
  • The second character does not mention the report in the response.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that people may be more focused on producing reports than actually making progress.

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