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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th October 2021

Dilbert//11872, first published five years ago on Saturday 16th October 2021

Exactly The Right Energy


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I HAVE EXACTLY THE RIGHT ENERGY FOR BEING HIGHLY PRODUCTIVE TODAY.

IT'S A RARE MOMENT OF CLARITY AND RESTFULNESS. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW MUCH I'LL ACCOMPLISH.

YOU'RE LATE FOR MANDATORY CHAIR SITTING SAFETY TRAINING.

AND IT'S GONE.

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Title: "Mandatory Safety Training"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, standing in an office cubicle. He expresses his enthusiasm for being highly productive, only to be interrupted by his boss, who announces that he is late for mandatory chair-sitting safety training. The boss's statement is met with a mixture of confusion and annoyance from Dilbert, who responds with a sarcastic comment about the training being unnecessary. The strip humorously highlights the monotony and absurdity of workplace safety protocols.

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