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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd November 2021

Dilbert//11889, first published five years ago on Tuesday 2nd November 2021

Boss Writes His Autobiography


Open source transcript

I'M WRITING MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY, AND I WONDERED IF YOU COULD TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST THREE CHAPTERS.

SURE! WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE ROYALTIES DO I GET FOR DOING THAT?

UM IS THERE A CHAPTER ABOUT HOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR SUBORDINATES?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Royalties"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace humor, in a humorous exchange with a colleague.

  • Dilbert is writing his autobiography and wonders if his colleague can take a look at the first three chapters.
  • The colleague asks about the percentage of royalties Dilbert will receive for doing so.
  • Dilbert responds that there is a chapter about how to take advantage of subordinates.
  • The colleague is puzzled by this and asks if there is a chapter about how to take advantage of subordinates.
  • Dilbert replies, "Um...", implying that he is unsure or uncomfortable discussing the topic.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of exploiting others for personal gain and highlights the absurdity of the situation.

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