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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd November 2021

Dilbert//11890, first published five years ago on Wednesday 3rd November 2021

Makes Everything Sound Bad


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ILL NEED MORE DATA BEFORE MAKING A DECISION ON THE NETWORK UPGRADE.

IS THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH WHO STILL TRUSTS DATA TO BE ACCURATE AND ALSO PROPERLY CONTEXTUALIZED?

HOW DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SOUND LIKE A BAD IDEA?

I'M AN ENGINEER.

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