Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th November 2021

Dilbert//11901, first published five years ago on Sunday 14th November 2021

Open source transcript

HOW CAN I TELL IF A WOMAN LIKES ME?

SAY SOMETHING TO HER AND WATCH HOW PAINED SHE LOOKS TO TAKE OUT HER EARBUDS.

PAINED?

YEAH. LOOK FOR THE DEGREE OF GRIMACE, STINK EYE, AND A LOW GUTTURAL SOUND.

LIKE A GROWL?

YES, BUT SCARIER.

HEY, LISA, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ..

WUUUUT!

NOT GOOD!

NOT GOOD!

NOT GOOD!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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