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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th November 2021

Dilbert//11904, first published five years ago on Wednesday 17th November 2021

Waking The Boss


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HE WON'T BE BOTHERING US TODAY.

I TRICKED HIM INTO TAKING A SLEEPING PILL.

I TOLD HIM HE WAS CHOSEN FOR A FLIGHT TO MARS AND THE PILL WAS TO PUT HIM INTO SUSPENDED ANIMATION.

ARE YOU PLANNING TO WAKE HIM UP?

DEPENDS HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A FEEDING TUBE INTO HIM.

CONTINUED..

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