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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th November 2021

Dilbert//11905, first published five years ago on Thursday 18th November 2021

Bad News About Mars Trip


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WAKE UP.

I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS ABOUT YOUR TRIP TO MARS...

UUUH?

THE SUSPENDED ANIMATION PILL YOU TOOK WAS SO STRONG THAT YOU SLEPT ALL THE WAY THERE AND BACK.

WHY IS IT STILL THE SAME DAY I LEFT?

SOUNDS LIKE A BLACK HOLE SITUATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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