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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd November 2021

Dilbert//11909, first published five years ago on Monday 22nd November 2021

Meeting In Person


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CAN WE MEET FOR LUNCH SO I CAN SHOW YOU OUR NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS?

SHOW IT TO ME BY EMAIL.

I CANT DO THAT BECAUSE NO ONE BUYS OUR PRODUCTS UNLESS WE LIE IN PERSON.

HOW ABOUT I SEND OUR MOST ATTRACTIVE SALESPERSON TO HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU?

THATLL WORK.

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