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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd November 2021

Dilbert//11910, first published five years ago on Tuesday 23rd November 2021

Plan To Be On Time


Open source transcript

IF YOU PLAN TO BE ON TIME, YOU ARE PLANNING TO FAIL.

PLAN TO BE TEN MINUTES EARLY, SO YOU WILL STILL BE ON TIME IF SOMETHING COMES UP.

I PLAN TO BE FIFTEEN MINUTES EARLY BECAUSE IM BETTER THAN YOU.

STOP IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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