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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd November 2021

Dilbert//11910, first published five years ago on Tuesday 23rd November 2021

Plan To Be On Time


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IF YOU PLAN TO BE ON TIME, YOU ARE PLANNING TO FAIL.

PLAN TO BE TEN MINUTES EARLY, SO YOU WILL STILL BE ON TIME IF SOMETHING COMES UP.

I PLAN TO BE FIFTEEN MINUTES EARLY BECAUSE IM BETTER THAN YOU.

STOP IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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