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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th December 2021

Dilbert//11929, first published five years ago on Sunday 12th December 2021

C02 Capture Machine


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WE WON A GOVERNMENT CONTRACT TO BUILD A CO2 CAPTURE MACHINE, AND WE NEED SOME IDEAS.

WE'RE ONLY BRAINSTORMING HERE, SO REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO "BAD IDEAS." WE COULD CAPTURE THE CO2 WITH A NET.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO WRITE THAT ONE DOWN?

NO, IM FAIRLY CONFIDENT I'LL REMEMBER THAT SUGGESTION FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

WE COULD ATTRACT THE CO2 WITH SOME SORT OF FOOD.

FORGET IT! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS! I'LL JUST DESIGN THE STUPID MACHINE MYSELF!

THAT WAS FUN.

I LOVE BRAINSTORMING.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Brainstorming"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and skepticism, as he attends a brainstorming session with his coworkers. The scene unfolds as they attempt to generate innovative ideas for capturing CO2.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's skepticism towards the brainstorming process is evident from the start.
  • The coworkers' suggestions are met with Dilbert's sarcastic comments and eye-rolling.
  • The session devolves into chaos, with one coworker suggesting they "design the stupid machine myself."
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the often fruitless nature of brainstorming sessions and the tendency for people to propose unfeasible or impractical ideas.

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