Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th December 2021

Dilbert//11929, first published five years ago on Sunday 12th December 2021

C02 Capture Machine

Open source transcript

WE WON A GOVERNMENT CONTRACT TO BUILD A CO2 CAPTURE MACHINE, AND WE NEED SOME IDEAS.

WE'RE ONLY BRAINSTORMING HERE, SO REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO "BAD IDEAS." WE COULD CAPTURE THE CO2 WITH A NET.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO WRITE THAT ONE DOWN?

NO, IM FAIRLY CONFIDENT I'LL REMEMBER THAT SUGGESTION FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

WE COULD ATTRACT THE CO2 WITH SOME SORT OF FOOD.

FORGET IT! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS! I'LL JUST DESIGN THE STUPID MACHINE MYSELF!

THAT WAS FUN.

I LOVE BRAINSTORMING.

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