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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th December 2021

Dilbert//11930, first published five years ago on Monday 13th December 2021

Wally Gets Covid Often


Open source transcript

I NEED TO STAY HOME FOR TWO WEEKS BECAUSE I HAVE COVID AGAIN.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE USED THAT EXCUSE.

ASYMPTOMATIC PANDEMICS ONLY COME AROUND ONCE IN A CAREER, AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE ANY OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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