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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th December 2021

Dilbert//11942, first published five years ago on Saturday 25th December 2021

Go Around The Table


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LET'S GO AROUND THE TABLE, AND EACH OF YOU TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.

MY FIRST JOB WAS NIGHT JANITOR IN A ZOO, BUT I GOT FIRED FOR PETTING THE MONKEYS TOO HARD.

REALLY?

OH, SORRY.

I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD BE LISTENING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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