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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th December 2021

Dilbert//11943, first published five years ago on Sunday 26th December 2021

10 Year Projection


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OUR FINANCIAL MODEL PREDICTS SLOW SALES FOR YEARS, FOLLOWED BY A HUGE SURGE IN YEAR TEN.

WHAT CAUSES THAT SURGE?

WHY DO YOU CARE?

THAT'S TEN YEARS AWAY.

I ASK SO I CAN JUDGE THE CREDIBILITY OF YOUR MODEL.

I GUARANTEE OUR MODEL IS AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER TEN- YEAR PROJECTION HAS ANY TEN-YEAR PROJECTION EVER BEEN RIGHT?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

DON'T YOU PUT IN THOSE EARBUDS!

DOOON'T!

PLEASE CONTINUE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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