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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st December 2021

Dilbert//11948, first published five years ago on Friday 31st December 2021

Product Causes Harm


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75% OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAD ONE TREATMENT WITH OUR PRODUCT THAT MAKES PEOPLE SMARTER ENDED UP DYING.

LUCKILY, WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO KNOW THAT.

WE NEED TO TELL PEOPLE.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A TREATMENT.

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