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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st January 2022

Dilbert//11949, first published four years ago on Saturday 1st January 2022

Product Complaint


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I HAVE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOUR COMPANY'S PRODUCT.

YOU PROMISED IT WOULD MAKE ME SMARTER, BUT I DON'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY A GENIUS BUT DON'T KNOW IT THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.

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