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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd January 2022

Dilbert//11951, first published four years ago on Monday 3rd January 2022

Honest Men


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I'M ONLY ATTRACTED TO MEN WHO CAN BE HONEST ALL THE TIME.

THAT WORKS FOR ME. IN RELATED NEWS, I'M ONLY ATTRACTED TO YOUR LOOKS.

WHAT?

DO YOU NEED A MINUTE TO SAVOR MY HONESTY?

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