Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd January 2022

Dilbert//11950, first published four years ago on Sunday 2nd January 2022

Winging It

Open source transcript

I SUBMITTED YOUR PROJECT TIMELINE TO THE EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT WHEN I HAVEN'T GIVEN IT TO YOU?

WINGED WAIT WHAT?

I SAID I WINGED IT.

YOU MEAN YOU GUESSED?

I MEAN I DREW UPON MY EXPERIENCE.

YOU HAVE LITERALLY ZERO EXPERIENCE IN THIS FIELD OF ENGINEERING.

I WAS HOPING TO COMPENSATE FOR THAT BY FORCING YOU TO MEET THE TIMELINE I SUBMITTED.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SAY IM REFRESHINGLY HONEST.

NOPE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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