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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th January 2022

Dilbert//11961, first published four years ago on Thursday 13th January 2022

Unlimited Vacation Time


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OUR NEW COMPANY POLICY IS THAT YOU CAN TAKE UNLIMITED VACATION TIME.

BUT EXPECT ME TO JUDGE YOU BEHIND YOUR BACKS AND, IN SUBTLE WAYS, RUIN THE WHOLE POINT OF IT.

THEN WHY ARE WE DOING IT?

SOMETHING ABOUT EXCELLENCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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