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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th January 2022

Dilbert//11962, first published four years ago on Friday 14th January 2022

Customer Is Always Right


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HELLO. THIS IS DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT.

MY MOTTO IS "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

OKAY.

CAN YOU HELP ME FIX MY COMPUTER?

FIX IT YOURSELF.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT.

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