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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th January 2022

Dilbert//11962, first published four years ago on Friday 14th January 2022

Customer Is Always Right


Open source transcript

HELLO. THIS IS DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT.

MY MOTTO IS "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

OKAY.

CAN YOU HELP ME FIX MY COMPUTER?

FIX IT YOURSELF.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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