Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th January 2022

Dilbert//11962, first published four years ago on Friday 14th January 2022

Customer Is Always Right


Open source transcript

HELLO. THIS IS DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT.

MY MOTTO IS "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

OKAY.

CAN YOU HELP ME FIX MY COMPUTER?

FIX IT YOURSELF.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour
Get your Dilbert fix on paper
  • Dilbert: The Joy of Work by Scott Adams

  • Dilbert: Journey to Cubeville by Scott Adams

    • The Dilbert Future: Thriving on Business Stupidity in the 21st Century: Thriving on Stupidity in the 21st Century by Scott Adams

    • Dilbert Omnibus (Bca Pb Edition) by Scott Adams

Search the Dilbert Archives