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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th January 2022

Dilbert//11967, first published four years ago on Wednesday 19th January 2022

Polar Bear Prediction


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE FUTURIST I GET THE MOST ATTENTION WHEN I PREDICT DOOM BUT I HAVE TO KEEP PUSHING THE ENVELOPE TO BE SCARIER THAN THE COMPETITION.

DID YOU JUST SAY POLAR BEARS ARE ENRICHING URANIUM?

AND THEY'RE SUPER ANGRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the Futurist"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog, as a futurist who predicts doom.
  • Dogbert's prediction is met with skepticism by his listeners, who are more concerned about polar bears enriching uranium.
  • The strip humorously highlights the contrast between Dogbert's dire predictions and the more mundane concerns of others.

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