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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th January 2022

Dilbert//11967, first published four years ago on Wednesday 19th January 2022

Polar Bear Prediction


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DOGBERT THE FUTURIST I GET THE MOST ATTENTION WHEN I PREDICT DOOM BUT I HAVE TO KEEP PUSHING THE ENVELOPE TO BE SCARIER THAN THE COMPETITION.

DID YOU JUST SAY POLAR BEARS ARE ENRICHING URANIUM?

AND THEY'RE SUPER ANGRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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