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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th January 2022

Dilbert//11966, first published four years ago on Tuesday 18th January 2022

Dogbert Predicts Doom


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE FUTURIST IM TRENDING ON TWITTER BECAUSE I PREDICT DOOM ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I'M TAKING MY ACT TO THE PODCAST CIRCUIT TO SEE IF I CAN SCARE UP A BOOK DEAL.

NEXT QUESTION, WILL CRIME GO UP OR DOWN?

YOULL BE LUCKY TO MAKE IT HOME TONIGHT ...FULLY CLOTHED.

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AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dogbert the Futurist" and features a conversation between Dogbert and Dilbert, with the latter's coworker also present.

The Conversation

  • Dogbert is predicting doom about everything.
  • He is taking his act to the podcast circuit to see if he can scare up a book deal.
  • The coworker asks if he will go up or down next question, and Dogbert responds that he will be lucky to make it home tonight...fully clothed.

Humor and Tone

The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, with a touch of sarcasm and irony. It pokes fun at the idea of a futurist predicting doom and the absurdity of seeking to capitalize on it through a book deal.

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