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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st January 2022

Dilbert//11969, first published four years ago on Friday 21st January 2022

Unethical Hobbies


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DOGBERT THE FUTURIST I'M GETTING A LOT OF INTERVIEW REQUESTS NOW BECAUSE I ONLY PREDICT DOOM.

MAYBE YOU HEY, YOU SHOULDN T DON'T SEE SCARE THE ME INTER- PUBLIC.

FERING WITH YOUR HOBBIES.

I DON'T HAVE ANY UNETHICAL HOBBIES.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? I CAN GET YOU STARTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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