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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st January 2022

Dilbert//11969, first published four years ago on Friday 21st January 2022

Unethical Hobbies


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DOGBERT THE FUTURIST I'M GETTING A LOT OF INTERVIEW REQUESTS NOW BECAUSE I ONLY PREDICT DOOM.

MAYBE YOU HEY, YOU SHOULDN T DON'T SEE SCARE THE ME INTER- PUBLIC.

FERING WITH YOUR HOBBIES.

I DON'T HAVE ANY UNETHICAL HOBBIES.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? I CAN GET YOU STARTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the Futurist"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his eccentric and often humorous behavior, in a futuristic setting. The scene unfolds with Dogbert sitting at a table, engaged in an interview with a client who is seeking his expertise as a futurist.

Key Points:

  • Dogbert's Predictions: Dogbert confidently predicts doom for the client, citing his exceptional ability to predict the future.
  • Client's Concerns: The client expresses concerns about being perceived as interfering with others' hobbies, highlighting the potential consequences of Dogbert's predictions.
  • Dogbert's Response: Dogbert nonchalantly responds that he doesn't have any unethical hobbies, implying that he is not concerned about the potential impact of his predictions on others.
  • Client's Request: The client asks Dogbert to start the interview, indicating a willingness to proceed despite his reservations.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously portrays Dogbert's unconventional approach to futurism, where he prioritizes his own interests over the potential consequences of his predictions. The exchange between Dogbert and the client highlights the complexities of navigating the future and the importance of considering the potential impact of one's actions on others.

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