Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd January 2022

Dilbert//11970, first published four years ago on Saturday 22nd January 2022

Futurist Of The Year

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE FUTURIST IVE BEEN NAMED FUTURIST OF THE YEAR BECAUSE I MAKE THE SCARIEST PREDICTIONS.

TEST ME. NAME ANY TOPIC, AND I'LL MAKE THE SCARIEST PREDICTION YOUVE EVER HEARD.

WILL I LIVE A LONG LIFE?

YES.

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