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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd January 2022

Dilbert//11970, first published four years ago on Saturday 22nd January 2022

Futurist Of The Year


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DOGBERT THE FUTURIST IVE BEEN NAMED FUTURIST OF THE YEAR BECAUSE I MAKE THE SCARIEST PREDICTIONS.

TEST ME. NAME ANY TOPIC, AND I'LL MAKE THE SCARIEST PREDICTION YOUVE EVER HEARD.

WILL I LIVE A LONG LIFE?

YES.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert the Futurist"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his mischievous and manipulative nature, as "Futurist of the Year."
  • Dogbert boasts about making the scariest predictions, which are likely to be humorous and exaggerated.
  • A person asks Dogbert to name any topic and make the scariest prediction they've ever heard.
  • Dogbert responds with a question: "Will I live a long life?"
  • The person answers "yes," and Dogbert's response is left ambiguous, leaving the reader wondering about the outcome.

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