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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd January 2022

Dilbert//11971, first published four years ago on Sunday 23rd January 2022

Sunday What Dogbert Does For Dilbert


Open source transcript

AFTER ALL IVE DONE FOR YOU, I WOULD THINK YOU COULD DO ONE SMALL THING FOR YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR .

WHAT?!

THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KILLED BY A POISONOUS SPIDER?

YOU'RE WELCOME.

MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME EXACTLY HOW YOU STOPPED ME FROM BEING KILLED BY POISONOUS SPIDERS.

MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW MORE GRATITUDE AND LESS ATTITUDE.

OKAY, I GIVE UP. I'LL MAKE THE POPCORN.

FINALLY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A Conversation with a Spider"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a white-haired man, engaging in a conversation with a spider. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his gratitude to the spider for not harming him. The spider responds by asking if Dilbert has ever been killed by a poisonous spider, and Dilbert admits that he has not. The spider then asks if Dilbert could show more gratitude and less attitude, prompting Dilbert to apologize and make amends by giving up popcorn.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert expresses gratitude to the spider for not harming him.
  • The spider asks if Dilbert has ever been killed by a poisonous spider.
  • Dilbert admits that he has not been harmed by a poisonous spider.
  • The spider requests that Dilbert show more gratitude and less attitude.
  • Dilbert apologizes and makes amends by giving up popcorn.

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