Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd January 2022

Dilbert//11971, first published four years ago on Sunday 23rd January 2022

Sunday What Dogbert Does For Dilbert

Open source transcript

AFTER ALL IVE DONE FOR YOU, I WOULD THINK YOU COULD DO ONE SMALL THING FOR YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR .

WHAT?!

THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KILLED BY A POISONOUS SPIDER?

YOU'RE WELCOME.

MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME EXACTLY HOW YOU STOPPED ME FROM BEING KILLED BY POISONOUS SPIDERS.

MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW MORE GRATITUDE AND LESS ATTITUDE.

OKAY, I GIVE UP. I'LL MAKE THE POPCORN.

FINALLY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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