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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th January 2022

Dilbert//11977, first published four years ago on Saturday 29th January 2022

Simultaneous Zoom Talkers


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I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON A ZOOM CALL NOW.

I AM, BUT TWO OF THE PARTICIPANTS CAN'T STOP TRYING TO TALK AT THE SAME TIME. WANT TO COME WATCH?

BUT I...

AS I...

SORRY...

THAT'S...

WHAT?

SORRY...

OKAY I...

WHAT?

NO, GO...

I WAS...

AHEAD...

YOU...

HEE- HEE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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