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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th January 2022

Dilbert//11978, first published four years ago on Sunday 30th January 2022

Sunday Annual Performance Review


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I FINISHED THE PROJECT TWENTY PERCENT UNDER BUDGET.

THAT'S DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING.

WHAT?

I'D HOPED YOU WOULD BE FORTY PERCENT UNDER.

YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

BUT STILL...

BUT STILL???

I GUESS I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

THAT REMINDS ME - IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

DID YOU FIND A WAY TO CUT THE SALARY BUDGET?

IM STILL PRIMING THE PUMP.

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