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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th February 2022

Dilbert//11983, first published four years ago on Friday 4th February 2022

My Last Job


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THAT'S NOT HOW WE DID IT AT MY LAST JOB.

YOUR LAST EMPLOYER WENT BANKRUPT AFTER THE GOVERNMENT FOUND OUT IT WAS A PONZI SCHEME.

THAT ISN'T RELEVANT.

HALF OF THE EMPLOYEES THERE WERE MANNEQUINS.

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