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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th February 2022

Dilbert//11984, first published four years ago on Saturday 5th February 2022

Diona Hill


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EVERYONE, MEET MY NEW HIRE, DIONA HILL.

SHE ALWAYS GETS HER WAY BECAUSE SHE'S WILLING TO DIE ON ANY HILL.

THAT APOLOGIZE, SOUNDS OR I WILL SUB- HUNT YOU OPTIMAL. TO THE END OF TIME!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert: The Hill-Meister"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt and black hair, welcoming his new hire, Diona Hill. Diona, a woman with brown hair, confidently states that she always gets her way because she's willing to die on any hill. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when the boss apologizes for the sub-optimal conditions and offers to hunt Diona to the end of time, prompting Diona to enthusiastically accept the challenge. The strip showcases Dilbert's deadpan humor and the absurdity of the workplace.

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