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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th February 2022

Dilbert//11997, first published four years ago on Friday 18th February 2022

Job For A Sadist


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ACCORDING TO YOUR EMPLOYEE PERSONALITY TEST, YOU'RE A SADIST.

I'M GOING TO TRANSFER YOU TO OUR DIVISION THAT DOES USER INTERFACE DESIGN FOR GROCERY STORE SELF- CHECKOUT SYSTEMS.

YOU WANT A SADIST TO DESIGN A HUMAN INTERFACE?

TRUST ME, NO ONE WILL NOTICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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