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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th February 2022

Dilbert//11998, first published four years ago on Saturday 19th February 2022

Suffering Alone


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LET'S DRILL DOWN AND UNPACK THAT SO WE KNOW OUR CAPITAL SPEND IS ON POINT.

WOW! THAT SENTENCE WAS SO EMPTY I WENT INTO A TEMPORARY COMA.

SHOULD I CALL SOMEONE?

YES. I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER ALONE.

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