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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th February 2022

Dilbert//11999, first published four years ago on Sunday 20th February 2022

Sunday Extreme Transparency


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OUR NEW CORPORATE POLICY IS "EXTREME TRANSPARENCY." THAT MEANS EMPLOYEES WILL HAVE ACCESS TO THE SAME INFORMATION AS THEIR LEADERS.

I WILL MODEL OUR NEW CULTURE BY HONESTLY ANSWERING ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.

OKAY. WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, I SEE A WET PAPER BAG FULL OF TOENAIL CLIPPINGS.

I FIND YOUR HONESTY REFRESHING!

NOW TELL US WHAT YOU THINK OF ALICE, DILBERT, ASOK, CAROL, TED, AND TINA.

IT DID NOT GO WELL.

DOUBLE THE HONESTY AND TRY AGAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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